Recently it seems as though the term "high maintenance chicks" has entered a variety of conversations between some of my friends and myself. As you can imagine it is is agreed that I am not a high maintenance kinda girl. So I decided to make a list to determine where I actually stood on the spectrum. Obviously many of my friends do qualify under many of the HM list so this is not a judgemental list but only my perspective and observations.
1.) A HM girl might prefer to have pedicures to maintain the foot beauty. I prefer to rub my heel on the sidewalk sand papering off the roughness. It works. It is free. Don't judge me.
2) A HM will also change the color of her toenails while getting a pedicure. I just slop on another coat of the hooker red without ever taking the old off. From a distance you can't tell and no one should really be that close to my feet anyways.
3.) A HM girl might let some young Chinese girl use dental floss to remove unwanted eyebrow hairs. (I admit I am intrigued by this but also very bothered) I am lucky to have enough time to get dental floss between my teeth let alone try to rope in unruly eyebrow hair. I pluck to maintain and have not turned into Ewok yet.
4.) A HM girl might like to be wined and dined with a fancy meal. I prefer a hamburger, fries and cold brew.
5.) A HM girl might dress up for that fancy meal. I will not dress up for that burger and fries but might throw on a clean t shirt that does not advertise a running race or recent fundraiser.
6.) A HM girl might shop at places like Victoria Secret for matching bras and panties. I don't know what Victoria is trying to keep a secret because seriously those matching sets leave little to the imagination. I am happy if the "set" still has the elastic in the waistband and stays up. Buy all black and be done.
7.) A HM girl might like to drink wine out of a fancy glass wearing a charm! A glass with a charm? I don't have jewelry with charms! I prefer a cold brown bottle in a "cozy."
8.) A HM girl might like to wear high heels even with her jeans. I do own high heels but I prefer to only look at them and not wear them. Not something I associate with a pair of jeans. The whole purpose of jeans is to be comfortable so it is barefoot or my running shoes.
9.) A HM might pay a lot of money for her unnatural hair color and to reduce the gray. I pluck those babies right out but in all fairness have not had many. At least not enough to go bald yet. If you see a large balding spot you might want to let me know if it looks REALLY bad.
10.) I am leaving #10 open for discussion. I am sure I have neglected some areas of HM girls so I am looking for another great one.
Where to start...mainly I'm just bothered by the fact that people let other people pluck their eyebrows with string in the middle of the mall!!! I also prefer to slough my heals on the cement around the swimming pool in the summer so I don't have some people I don't even know touching my feet!!!
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